The Mother Ship is calling me home....

Oh. Oh. Oh. It's too wonderful to be true: is there really an entire restaurant dedicated to cereal? Behold Cereality. Wisely setting their first location on a college campus (how fondly I remember those evenings when I'd walk into the dorm cafeteria and discover it was yet again another Lucky Charms night), this is a venture that is virtually guaranteed to succeed. How I envy those lucky U of Arizona and Pennsylvania students (and soon some yet-unrevealed student group in Chicago) who have stores near their campuses. Come here, Cereality! Please! We have a really big junior college just up the street--well, fifteen minutes up the street, but still! Perhaps I'm barking up the wrong tree with the book thing. Maybe opening my own Cereality franchise is my true calling. My passion for cereal is unmatched, my dedication to perfecting the cereal-milk ratio bordering on obsession--who else would be better suited? Time to rework my resume....