Thursday, June 02, 2005

LOST: one brain

LOST: one brain, medium-sized, grayish-pink, wrinkled. Right hemisphere slightly more developed. Believed to have been lost back in April when I got pregnant. Contained important information, like where my favorite brown sweater is, how to spell words I normally could spell in my sleep, and most of my friends' birthdays and last names. If found, please return immediately.

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